oh they’ve goneTumblr (3.0; @strange-demeanor)http://strange-demeanor.tumblr.com/<p><a href="http://shutupaubrey.tumblr.com/post/51042249058/im-funnier-in-real-life-but-also-uglier" class="tumblr_blog">shutupaubrey</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>i’m funnier in real life but also uglier</p></blockquote>http://strange-demeanor.tumblr.com/post/51251460183http://strange-demeanor.tumblr.com/post/51251460183Fri, 24 May 2013 22:39:08 +0100<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/dd900ee682765a7ce6ddfbe55e00bc4a/tumblr_mlbcisWgqw1rsid86o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://et-in-arkadia.tumblr.com/post/49024273928/anactualbear-xjohndeeregirlx-went-goat">et-in-arkadia</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://anactualbear.tumblr.com/post/49011153265/xjohndeeregirlx-went-goat-shopping-today-this">anactualbear</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://xjohndeeregirlx.tumblr.com/post/48061621371/went-goat-shopping-today-this-baby-girl-claimed">xjohndeeregirlx</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Went Goat shopping today..<br/>This baby girl claimed me as her own before I could even decide.</p> </blockquote> <p>oh my god oh my god</p> </blockquote> <p>things to do:</p> <ol><li>goat shopping</li> </ol></blockquote>http://strange-demeanor.tumblr.com/post/51251377342http://strange-demeanor.tumblr.com/post/51251377342Fri, 24 May 2013 22:37:57 +0100<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://gallifreyantimelady.tumblr.com/post/49047878261/gallifreyantimelady-my-dad-said-that-this-knife">gallifreyantimelady</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://gallifreyantimelady.tumblr.com/post/49047766656/my-dad-said-that-this-knife-he-was-looking-at-was">gallifreyantimelady</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>my dad said that this knife he was looking at was too thin and i said ‘all the better to slit throats with’ and he didn’t even react</p> </blockquote> <p>he said that he’s used to hearing my satanic homicidal remarks</p> </blockquote>http://strange-demeanor.tumblr.com/post/51251235241http://strange-demeanor.tumblr.com/post/51251235241Fri, 24 May 2013 22:35:57 +0100<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/51064dc49ac696d7876fbdab7680970e/tumblr_mh2q548YIv1ql2603o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://strange-demeanor.tumblr.com/post/51251172843http://strange-demeanor.tumblr.com/post/51251172843Fri, 24 May 2013 22:35:05 +0100<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://scvlptures.tumblr.com/post/47816702112/depression-is-when-you-dont-really-care-about">scvlptures</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><span>depression is when you don’t really care about anything </span></p> <p><span>anxiety is when you care too much about everything </span></p> <p><span>and having both is just like what</span></p> </blockquote>http://strange-demeanor.tumblr.com/post/51251161015http://strange-demeanor.tumblr.com/post/51251161015Fri, 24 May 2013 22:34:55 +0100<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/bb797911a4ec90643fa1311a164b7e1e/tumblr_mmn3ryhy791qari1to1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7f615a7a540d5dd4eb2a9f0907583cdb/tumblr_mmn3ryhy791qari1to2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/840d8a31a36b1597dfe5af5699a52f6f/tumblr_mmn3ryhy791qari1to3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/af52a206a5540f75355e0d072bb192ad/tumblr_mmn3ryhy791qari1to4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/07744073313dbb636eb79930e5613d6e/tumblr_mmn3ryhy791qari1to5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f236c3659be3ab2352e4865899f697a7/tumblr_mmn3ryhy791qari1to6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://strange-demeanor.tumblr.com/post/51250975573http://strange-demeanor.tumblr.com/post/51250975573Fri, 24 May 2013 22:32:18 +0100<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/dade74e7b3bb6829db492c9b8c9aedd4/tumblr_mmqov34ZVB1qa7lv4o1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a1ce3e0be5e0e21d4cdcd63b9fd2b67e/tumblr_mmqov34ZVB1qa7lv4o2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/30e20d9d30bf68c8c75fa628910491a6/tumblr_mmqov34ZVB1qa7lv4o3_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://coporolight.tumblr.com/post/50340951730/so-im-just-gonna-leave-this-here">coporolight</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>So I’m just gonna leave this here</p> </blockquote>http://strange-demeanor.tumblr.com/post/51250909992http://strange-demeanor.tumblr.com/post/51250909992Fri, 24 May 2013 22:31:23 +0100<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/5fda2bc76260022a4c0960046bcaefb6/tumblr_mn6h1bu4bs1r8aeh6o1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4e637dd6b19c48e90c04356654fd0539/tumblr_mn6h1bu4bs1r8aeh6o2_500.png"/><br/> <br/>http://strange-demeanor.tumblr.com/post/51250870214http://strange-demeanor.tumblr.com/post/51250870214Fri, 24 May 2013 22:30:49 +0100<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://beyonces-butt.tumblr.com/post/50808581428/i-hate-it-when-youve-been-really-on-edge-for-a">beyonces-butt</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I hate it when you’ve been really on edge for a while and then you have a breakdown over a little thing and everyone thinks that you’re getting super upset about not washing your hair</p> </blockquote>http://strange-demeanor.tumblr.com/post/51250826451http://strange-demeanor.tumblr.com/post/51250826451Fri, 24 May 2013 22:30:15 +0100<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sodamnrelatable.tumblr.com/post/46744152821/youll-be-home-alone-for-a-few-hours-is-that">sodamnrelatable</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><span>“youll be home alone for a few hours is that okay”</span></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdc0bpp0H61qd3t1t.jpg"/></p> </blockquote>http://strange-demeanor.tumblr.com/post/51250818141http://strange-demeanor.tumblr.com/post/51250818141Fri, 24 May 2013 22:30:07 +0100<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://partybarackisinthehousetonight.tumblr.com/post/45055598107/i-imagine-adulthood-to-be-like-one-of-those">partybarackisinthehousetonight</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>i imagine adulthood to be like one of those “choose your own adventure” books except each choice is terrible</p> </blockquote>http://strange-demeanor.tumblr.com/post/51250726510http://strange-demeanor.tumblr.com/post/51250726510Fri, 24 May 2013 22:28:50 +0100<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://celeryandhummus.tumblr.com/post/51156212913/our-kids-will-probably-attend-a-middle-school">celeryandhummus</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>our kids will probably attend a middle school dance where the theme is the 2010’s</p> <p>they’ll wear leggings with ugg boots and twerk to “call me maybe”</p> </blockquote>http://strange-demeanor.tumblr.com/post/51250686086http://strange-demeanor.tumblr.com/post/51250686086Fri, 24 May 2013 22:28:15 +0100<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/45a46d0ab8495a1969fc2b59d620b826/tumblr_mkyv7bVzYD1qeu4eno1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://gr0sse.tumblr.com/post/47509445555/wow-can-u-believe-she-said-this">gr0sse</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>wow can u believe she said this…….</p> </blockquote>http://strange-demeanor.tumblr.com/post/51250668293http://strange-demeanor.tumblr.com/post/51250668293Fri, 24 May 2013 22:28:00 +0100<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://theweepyfox.tumblr.com/post/51194478752/geometricdeathtrap-so-i-needed-a-way-to-alert">theweepyfox</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://geometricdeathtrap.tumblr.com/post/51194223595/so-i-needed-a-way-to-alert-the-class-that-i-was">geometricdeathtrap</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>So I needed a way to alert the class that I was going to be showing graphic pictures of genitals on my presentation so I decided that putting this on the slide before would work</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/c724145dd5ba1186e62b6901c04f7e1a/tumblr_inline_mna5o1Gcz61qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> </blockquote> <p>I want this on a shirt.</p> </blockquote>http://strange-demeanor.tumblr.com/post/51250558711http://strange-demeanor.tumblr.com/post/51250558711Fri, 24 May 2013 22:26:28 +0100<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ced69c2e7830a30714a2e1e9d51596e2/tumblr_mnb2sx6oZD1r552v4o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://greeleys.tumblr.com/post/51229689472/teenytigress-duck-update-it-has-imprinted-and">greeleys</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://teenytigress.tumblr.com/post/51224327167/duck-update-it-has-imprinted-and-thinks-this-boy">teenytigress</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>DUCK UPDATE: IT HAS IMPRINTED AND THINKS THIS BOY IS IT’S MOMMY. OMG</p> </blockquote> <p>TAHT DUCK HAS GROWN SO FUCKING QUICKLY.</p> </blockquote>http://strange-demeanor.tumblr.com/post/51250438962http://strange-demeanor.tumblr.com/post/51250438962Fri, 24 May 2013 22:24:49 +0100mom: wake up<br /> me: *maybe if I pretend i'm dead she'll go away*http://strange-demeanor.tumblr.com/post/51250298540http://strange-demeanor.tumblr.com/post/51250298540Fri, 24 May 2013 22:22:51 +0100<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://the-vashta-nerada.tumblr.com/post/49176860227">the-vashta-nerada</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>i was at a friend’s house once over the summer and they lived on a farm and they had a rabbit cage and i went in because there were like a HUNDRED rabbits in there and my friend thought it would be funny to lock me in the rabbit cage and i was stuck there for a really long while but i had my backpack which had a few snacks and a copy of watership down in my backpack so i gathered all the rabbits around me and read watership down to them and i’m actually a disney princess</p> </blockquote>http://strange-demeanor.tumblr.com/post/51250291428http://strange-demeanor.tumblr.com/post/51250291428Fri, 24 May 2013 22:22:45 +0100<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://plemelwarmface.tumblr.com/post/50021034289/imjohnlocked-the-awkward-moment-when-you">plemelwarmface</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://imjohnlocked.tumblr.com/post/49934514074">imjohnlocked</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>the awkward moment when you keyboard smash and still get <br/>bnehdgehfge cuffbfemgm’s name right</p> </blockquote> <p>I hate that I still know who you’re talking about</p> </blockquote>http://strange-demeanor.tumblr.com/post/51250132054http://strange-demeanor.tumblr.com/post/51250132054Fri, 24 May 2013 22:20:29 +0100<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://2spookykarkat.tumblr.com/post/33794213571/lucifersblog-the-final-horcrux-that-awkward">2spookykarkat</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lucifersblog.tumblr.com/post/33780253305/the-final-horcrux-that-awkward-shiver-that">lucifersblog</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://the-final-horcrux.tumblr.com/post/26548818911/that-awkward-shiver-that-makes-me-look-like-im">the-final-horcrux</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>that awkward shiver that makes me look like im being possessed by satan</p> </blockquote> <p>the awkward shiver that makes the person im posessing look cold</p> </blockquote> <p>oh my god</p> </blockquote>http://strange-demeanor.tumblr.com/post/51249978455http://strange-demeanor.tumblr.com/post/51249978455Fri, 24 May 2013 22:18:18 +0100<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://peet4s-bunns.tumblr.com/post/34785345711/peet4s-bunns-peet4s-bunns-so-one-of-my">peet4s-bunns</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://peet4s-bunns.tumblr.com/post/34783544112/peet4s-bunns-so-one-of-my-friends-was-walking">peet4s-bunns</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://peet4s-bunns.tumblr.com/post/34783232089/so-one-of-my-friends-was-walking-down-the-street">peet4s-bunns</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>So, one of my friends was walking down the street and she saw Aladdin in a chipotle</p> </blockquote> <p>You think I’m joking don’t you</p> </blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mctxuu70Sa1ru2omp.jpg"/></p> </blockquote>http://strange-demeanor.tumblr.com/post/51242407386http://strange-demeanor.tumblr.com/post/51242407386Fri, 24 May 2013 20:28:56 +0100